Story Of The Phone

sometime back i owned a moto l6i . but then i lost it in the hostel .... when i went to the police station to complain so that i could block the phone they asked me for a proof that i had lost the phone. I think they expected me to carry a photo of the person who had flicked the phone !!!!! PROOF i believe.... wat proof can someone have tat they lost the phone?...they could ve checked my pocket.... there was no hidden phone there.... ok so my first trip to a police station was pissin off and funny !

now, i informed my dad that i had lost the phone .... well ,he didnt say much over the phone but when i went home he started off "you ve become very careless, u don't have any value of money" n al that...
actually the fact is like dad like son ... just tat my dad has more luck on his side than me :)

here it goes:
situation 1:
dad returnin from delhi by flight.he happily drops the phone off on his seat in the flight and gets off the plane ... later the air hostess calls my mom frm dad's cell ... so my dad's name is announced in the air port and luckily he's stil there .so he picks up the phone.

even i had announced about my lost phone on the hostel mike but no one gave a rat's ass :)

situation 2 :
again the airport scene . but this time the phone drops off somewhere in the airport n not the plane
dad happily returns home and then realises that his phone is missing ...:)
he calls the airport authorities ... they had found a lost mobile and so luckily again my dad retains his mobile and has still not been proven careless ..lol

situation 3:
from airways to roadways
dad ridin his bike and the cell pops out of his jacket and is lying on the road. the only good thing was tat it was in our residential layout itself and not somewhere far off ... after half an hour my dad's sittin and havin tea . a call comes on my mom's cell ..."hello, we found a fallen mobile phone on the road , is it yours?" dad replies " no no , we have our phone here only" lol .
five minutes later call comes again askin the same thing ... this time my mom checks if the mobile is actually there and makes the discovery tat its missin .... so we ask the person callin to wait and then my dad collects his phone yet again !

now if i had so much luck i would ve found a iphone fallen on the road !
as they say 'luck favours the brave'
so, brave = people who drop their mobile in different locations :)

Three Mistakes of my Life

this is not about any mistakes tat i ve commited in my life.Any normal person would commit at least a hundred more mistakes than tat.... just a short review on the latest offerin by chetan bhagat. This was a much awaited , much hyped release by chetan bhagat of 5.som1(five point some1) :) fame .
i was sittin aaram se in my hostel room wen a guy came up and asked "macha u got 3 mistakes"....i was like "wtf is tat??"...
then i came 2 knw bout this book and after readin five point some1 m sure all of chetan bhagats releases will be a hit :) .so i decided to get my hands on it.

vacation time i come to blore and see tat the book has already reached the roadside book stalls.... so i picked it up frm one of the stalls for a mere 50 bucks... even the mrp aint tat high though.

comin back to the book.... its bout 3 useless jobless guys...one of them is always dreamin bout a bussiness.... one was a good cricket player and the third is a wannabe!

the whole book is too filmy... i guess the author had a film in mind wen he wrote this book....

the startin itself is a lil far fetched with gopal(bussiness man in story) writin a letter to chetan before attemptin suicide.... our man chetan tracks him down and then like a good ol bollywood movie the flashback starts!!!

none of the characters can be termed COOL in this book whereas in 5.som1 the characters were more likeable....
although this book will be a good motivation to all those nerds out there.... coz the main character gopal who is a maths tuition teacher   gets screwed in the book. :)

i wont reveal any more of the story coz it takes away the fun while readin :)
overall a filmy bollywood like offerin .... chetan bhagat's loyal fans will love it .... worth a read anyway but dont expect it to maintain the high standards set   by five point some1!!

stay metal \,,/ lol

ps:dont buy books frm roadside..... 6 pages were missin in my copy :)

snapshots from the family album

Trip to Puducherry!

so finally we got a seat into an engineerin college .... yay!!
one semester done.... life started gettin buggin

every1 was gettin desparate to break out of the normal routine....the desperation was very high actually with people plannin to go to shimoga wen we got a holiday of a single day!!!

but all this crap was ignored easily and the topic was put off until a proper plan was presented :)

after a few days a plan came up about a branch trip .... how borin .... later even tat didnt work out so chemical and IT planned 2 merge together.... me being frm mechanical was smuggled in somehow..... now the trip was organised .... supposed 2 go on public holidays so there was no need to inform the lecturers .... everythin was goin on fine and then the girls interrupted

"why shouldn't we inform the lectures ?" was their question....
damn.... where the hell do they get these ideas frm!

so the girls were dumped :)
for good it turned out to be cause we would never have had so much fun with them..
now the money was collected frm every1... since chem and IT were goin together we expected at least 50 ppl to enroll ....but our expectations was very high.... and even the guys like pussies started droppin out.... so finally around 20 guys were ready to come....
now it was time to book transportation.... a mini bus supposedly 25 seater was booked....
since we had only 20 guys we thot we ll get some more guys in and an adverisement was sent out by the word of mouth :)

so it went on for 2 more days.... not goin into details.... finally 25 guys were ready and set 2 go 2 PONDY!

bus ready... luggage ready ... booze ready....everythin ready... the day finally arrived

got on to the bus .... realised tat it was a 19 seater.....:)
so there were 6 extra human luggage onboard :) me one of them i guess coz me neither frm chem not IT... royal mechies as we call ourselves.... don find anythin royal bout us though

kk no more details again ... bus engine ignited ... everythin fine.... initially the driver said "smokin illa " or some shit like tat.... but do v really give a damn bout wat he says :)... cigs ignited along with the engine and off we went!!!

THE JOURNEY
me was one of the unlucky few who arrived late to the bus with guitar football n all tat shit.... so no seat... kindly move forward to the driver's chamber :).... and i did so...
was pissed off initially .... our man nikhil had got in too many guys ..lol
but fuck it.... stayin in blore for so many years i ve learnt 'swalpa adjust madi' rule...
music cd's were passed on frm the back...MR HIMESH got onto the speakers.... my thoughts were like 'OH FUCK!'
but with so many north indians around they didnt want 'HALLA' music.... so my metal cd's had to rest in the bag....
traveled for only about 30 mins … frm somewhere out of the corner a voice came “start rolling da”  and then our journey began!

We stopped for dinner at a dhaba hopin tat it would satisfy our stomach and our pocket… the food was decent enough but lookin at the bill we were like “OH FUCK!”

After this it was a quite night … we had left at 9 pm if u wonderin how it was night already…
Other than the stuff it was a quite night …. Mysore rocks coz of its stuff!!! 

DAY 1
We arrived at pondy at around 8 in the morn I guess… managed 2 get about 3 hrs of proper sleep… still had a hangover due to the booze previous night….. every1 was outside takin pics at the puducherry entrance while the driver paid the taxes ….

Then started searchin for the youth hostel where we were supposed 2 stay…. After a search of bout 45 mins we finally found the place … and we were like “OH FUCK!” yet again…. This place had a sexy location jst next to the sea …. We could see the beach frm our room windows…. Fuck… it was jst amazing….
Got into the rooms…. Bathrooms and toilet clean …. Before we used them tat is….so every1 got ready within an hour and now we were lookin for places 2 go .

Decided to visit auroville first… but our stomach was demandin something 2 eat… but the driver… rascala didn’t stop at any hotels.. finally he stopped at a totally fucked up place with nothing around except a small café which was actually good and some grocery store… so every1 had to be satisfied with cigs and lays…the more POSH guys had something at the café … I was one of them  lol…. Walked a lil more and found a place which served good ol lemon rice…. Got it parceled and ate it on the bus….
Reached auroville… went around the place for about 2 hrs…. there was an amazing temple at this place… actually its supposed 2 be a place for meditation…. Anyone who visits pondy has 2 go to this place at auroville…

After auroville we decided 2 go to the best part of pondy … tat is the beaches!!!!!!

Every1 got into the water as soon as we reached the beach… football was into the sea and even the non swimmers like me joined in and had a lot of fun…. Tat too with bikini clad gals around 

I got out of the water in about an hour and then went for a small walk with another guy …. Had something 2 eat… and then we rolled on the beach… nice experience but kinda scary…. Were on a constant look out for trouble makers ….
My friend asked a group of foreigners if they minded takin a snap with us and their answer was “OH YES WE DO!!”… I jst ran frm there…. Didn’t even want 2 show my face….

After 2 hours we had something 2 eat yet again and then reached the French colony within 15 mins…. Every1 was free to do shopping and roam wherever they wanted…. I got a few useless stuff for my mom and sis…. Went and bought some booze and were back into our youth hostel at around 10 :30 pm for a night to remember!!!!!!!!

A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
as the heading suggests it was an entertainin and eventful night which u had to experience to enjoy it…. Cant be expressed in writin well … maybe a better writer will be able to do it better 

joints were prepared in advance…. Booze was also well arranged ….
The terrace was free and we made it our adda for the next 3-4 hours….. main character was MR VAMSI…. He was blown out after sometime and then the entertainment started…..

DAY 2
went 2 mahabalipuram…. Stopped at some temple …. Don remember the name…..
after tat went 2 the shore temple…. Took many pics over here…. And then onto the beach next to the temple….. into the water again and the usual proceedings of playin in the water et all…..
nothing eventfull happened after this……

we had our lunch at an awesome hotel… left at 8 or so to go back to our coll!!!!
Journey ws supposed 2 be of 11 hours…. Stopped on the way for dinner and then the last thing I remember is seeing the startin of ANNIYAN on the tv screen…. Fell asleep after tat to wake up next morning wen we had almost reached tumkur!

COLLEGE
Reached our college at 6 in the morning…. The journey took longer than expected as the driver was also drunk as I heard …. Classes frm 8 :O …. Reached our rooms and got ready …..
Not to go 2 classes but TO SLEEP 



Had an amazing time for these 2 days…. One of the best trips ever
THANKS TO THE ORGANISERS…. Mainly nikhil and shreesh tat is \m/
U guys rock…. And metal rules \,,/
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ROCK AND ROLL AIN NOISE POLLUTION !!